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I believe in having a free spirit and keeping things simple. Just kidding, we’ll probably go see a movie or visit the bar downtown. I know how to use their, they’re and there properly.
Feel free to message me if you find anything in common with me.
Online dating is a fairly new way to procreate, or way to go out and have one night stands and accidentally procreate, but it is hardly a weird thing to do anymore.
That makes all of these horrible online dating profiles and encounters that much worse.
At this point, we should all know at least one friend who's gone on an online date.
Maybe we even a few cute couples who've had great relationships, or even gotten married by thanks to OKCupid, Plenty Of Fish, Tinder, Grindr (OK, nobody's getting married off of Grindr...
Time to clean up those dating profiles and avoid these 10 examples of what not to say and why. Use this space for describing your personality and interests instead.
These pics are the worst online dating profiles and dumbest OKCupid profiles, conversations, texts, and IMs that were available on the Internet for all of us to ridicule while we sit at home, or at work, stuffing our faces with food while staring at a shiny screen instead of the smiling face of a person who wants to touch our secret parts.I am not a huge fan of cooking, but I sure as hell do love to eat! However, I must say I make some pretty delicious toaster strudels upon request. I’m just a girl with a masters degree that is virtually useless. I love tea, coffee and anything else with caffeine in it. About Me: I’m easy going, a little bit lazy, but very competitive. A man who can hold his own, but doesn’t ever try to tell me what to do. I love spending times at Bat Mitzvahs and Quinceaneras on the weekends. I love writing, reading, cooking, pianos, exploring the wilderness, jumping jacks and eating cereal. If you ignore me I might show up at your house unexpectedly to check in. I am definitely old fashioned about dating, but by no means a prude. I’m a gymnast so I bend like wet spaghetti in the sack. There’s nothing hotter than a guy who loves spending time on crosswords. It’s the only thing that keeps me going throughout the day. About Me: I am the biggest hermit that you will ever meet in your life. All of my walls are painted black with markings on them. I’m a tiny bit sensitive but I get over anything pretty quickly. I like riding my bike more than I like driving my car. So if you can’t plan for the next five years you know where the ‘next button’ is. I share my apartment with my cat, Joker, who I share all of my secrets with. I have a consistent urge to do everything properly all of the time. I like to chant by myself late at night in the candlelight. I am so good at cooking that I should be on Masterchef. I take time when I do things, so if you like to rush don’t bother matching up with me. A kind, caring soul who can be open minded about the things they do in life. On our first date I’ll take you to Paris to eat escargot and drink wine on the Eiffel tower. I’m quirky, competitive and quiet most of the time. I also like to push others (in a non-violent-pushes-to-the-ground-type-of-way).